Here the joke of the day, enjoy!
A man went to a cafe and order some soup. Half the way through, he dropped his spoon. When the waiter came around to ask if everything was ok, the man asked if he could have a new spoon. So the waiter pulled one spoon out of his pouch. the man asked "I was wondering, why do you keep spoons in your pouch?"
The waiter answered, "To save time."
So the man went on eating his soup. After about 10 minutes the same waiter came by again to see if everthing was ok. The said that everthing was delicious. Then the man noticed a string hanging out of the waiters pants. The man asked, "Why do you have a string hanging out of your pants?"
The waiter answer "To save time, so that we don't have to wash our hands."
"But dont you have to touch the doorknob to the bathroom and what about your holding your penis?" asked the man
The waiter said, "I don't know about the other guys but i use the spoon in my pouch." | 
